The 12 Days of Crazy Carbon Pricing

On the twelfth day of crazy carbon pricing my government gave to me,

12 EITE regulations stalling,

11 MPs a huffing,

10 provinces misaligning,

9 plans forgotten,

8 crazy talking points,

7 ways to keep emitting,

6-ty industrials a-puffing,

5 oil and gas subsidies,

4 flexibility mechanisms missing,

3 offset protocols forgotten,

All compliance payments avoided,

And a timbit for a barrel is too much.

Merry Christmas